If you're 2 years old...

Then your day goes something like this:

Wake up
Scream
Drink
Scream
Ruin your outfit
Scream
Laugh
Take off your diaper
Rip down the curtains
Scream
Pour out half the bottle of olive oil onto the counter/yourself/chair (because the salt shaker is already empty from last time) (I also can't keep soap in the dispenser, if you visit, I'll get it out for you.)
Scream
Almost smash your foot with a 25 pound kettle bell
Scream
Throw your head back onto the concrete floor
Get put to bed, while screaming

At least, that is a pretty good example of the two year old that lives here. Sometimes there are more disasters.